K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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