Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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