i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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