if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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