I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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