was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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