i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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