She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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