I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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