I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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