how can u be prego again
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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