Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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