Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
we should paint friendship bongs
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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