that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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