I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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