i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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