Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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