Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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