Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We're hate flirting, damnit.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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