He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
