she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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