Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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