things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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