Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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