Sry I called you an 8
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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