One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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