I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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