Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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