Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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