you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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