I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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