So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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