Your tits are I can't wait for
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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