Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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