i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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