are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize