i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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