I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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