Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
