If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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