There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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