my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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