I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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