that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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