Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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