That's intense
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you win again, gameday.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sorry about my life...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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