Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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