We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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