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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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