Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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