Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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