But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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