Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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